2000-10-11

Have ADD? ADHD? Can't sit still? Can't get that youngster to stop for a minute and read? Well here's the book for you! It's 1 (one) page! That can't take too long to read!? Put the kid on the leash and force him/her to sit still for the entire book!

The best piece is this review:

Reviewer: Sean Hennessy (see more about me) from Columbus, OH United States This is truly a fantastic resource for the ever increasing number of "jumpy jumpy elephants" in american households. If your child is an uncontrollable hyperactive mess of energy, order your copy today. However, I feel it is incorrect to call this listing a book, as that would require at least 2 pages. This might be more accurately described as a "hardcover pamphlet" or a "cruel joke for people with too much money and bad parenting skills".

HA!

Check out the related books as well. :P

And when you're kid grows up, they can start to have these kinds of slumber parties. Murder. Death. Kill. Cooperate?