For those stuck on a 9600 baud modem

The 5k competition was originally conceived in the fall of 1999 after an argument about the acceptable file size of a template for a project at work (work being a web consultancy). It took a long time to actually get it organized because back in those days, we all worked hard at our soul-destroying dot.com jobs and didn't have time for fun personal projects. 

 Some of the entries are officially neet.