Screaming death coming to a town near you

The bike has been almost purchased. Mmmmm. Stay tuned, for once it arrives, you may never see me again.

After the past month, I'm about ready to just gas up the bike and ride around the world. I'll sustain my bike by submitting photos to all the cycle-mags, in return for "get out of jail" and "no, I'm not a Thai sex slave" cards.