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> office person: please sit and we'll fill out some paperwork

> me: I'd rather stand.

> office person: we have fine chairs, really, please sit.

> me: standing is more comfortable than sitting.

> office person: standing people at my desk always make me nervous.

> me: well, then we'll get this done faster.

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